I thought this was "blog-worthy"...you decide.
Jared was telling me about a book called "pick-up lines that don't work". Here are a few funny ones:
-Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
-If you were a sandwich from McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
-I tried to say something nice about you for every star in the sky, but then I ran out of stars.
-Aren't you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
-Life without you is like a broken pencil...........pointless
-I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
-I lost my library card, but can I check you out?
-Hey angel, hope you didn't hurt yourself falling from heaven.
-Guy: Can you hold something for me?
Girl: Sure
(Guy grabs girl's hand)
Guy: Thanks
-If I was a lamp, would you turn me on?
-You're like the sun because you brighten my day.
-Are you here to give me a ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
I don't know about you, but I'm glad I'm not dating anymore!
2 comments:
He he...I may have to use some of these! ;)
Scott's favorite pick-up line is "Hey, Baby! Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after!"
It's a good thing we were already married BEFORE he used this one on me!
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