When will I learn?.....
Driving is the car I thought it would be funny to ask Tyler a question....
Mom: "Tyler, do you know why boys go to mars?"
Tyler: "no why?"
Mom: "Boys go to mars to get more candy bars!" Tyler starts laughing.
Mom: "Tyler, do you know why boys go to Jupiter?"
Tyler: (still giggling) "no why?"
Mom: " Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider!!!"
Tyler: (laughing harder, stops and pauses...) "Mom, why do boys go to Venus?"
Mom, Dad and Jared laugh hysterically..... conversation over.
16 comments:
Good call on ending that conversation, Mom! Next time it comes up you can tell him "Boys go to Venus to become a genius." That works, doesn't it???
Nice....nice.....
I couldn't think that fast. With all of the laughter, I was at a loss for rhymes, er... most of them....
to become a great pianist?
nice one....
see, I used to be a fast thinker, now, not so much...
Ha ha! That's awesome. I love Jenni's comment, but we all KNOW what you three were thinking! :)
That is hilarious!! You should send that one into Reader Digest...(does anyone read that any more?)
Dr. Suess would be so proud...
LOVE IT! We don't have conversations like that at our house because we only have girls and try not to think about going to Venus!
OOPS! Sorry for the "PG-13" comment!
so funny!! You have to be careful playing the rhyming game. My mom learned her lesson when she was in the store with my brother David and had him saying words that rhymed with duck. :)
Oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard! I just read all the comments, too. Whew! Now I can get on with my day.
Linda you are a hoot. I love all your poems. So talented..... Autumn likes to tell the story about the coke and the Chinese guy and the joke. Remember that one? Her cousin Bubba told her that. So proud.
Hey Crazy, I don't know the story 'bout the coke and the Chinese guy.....do tell....
Oh my, my that is hilarious.
That is way to funny!! Thanks for the laugh.
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